Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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