My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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