yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
bring money and cleavage
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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