all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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