i permit you to call me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
did i walk over a car last night?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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