Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Never underestimate the power of titties
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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