That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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