question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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