How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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