capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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