im drinking this country out of the recession.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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