Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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