he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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