just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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