he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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