no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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