I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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