on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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