At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just forgot I was standing up.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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