We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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