found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
