He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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