he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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