I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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