I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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