In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
