seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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