Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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