smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
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this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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