On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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