Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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