They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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