So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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