Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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