we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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