i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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