she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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