You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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