so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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