Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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