I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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