And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
