: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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