I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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