So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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