I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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