he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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