i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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