Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
