Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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