Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Randomize