her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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