Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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