Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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