Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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